The Religion of Laziness
The most widely practiced religion of the world. Extends to human beings, animals and all object large or small.The more one practices the more one gets to believe in it.
It has addictive capacities.
The evils are hard work, dedication and the like.
it is contigious and there is no need for a preacher, it’s the “basic instinct” of things alive.
It does not believe in racism, caste and creed. One becomes a member by birth.
I am a staunch follower of the religion, come and join me and spread unityJ
posted by shikha @ 12:53 PM
4 Comments:
too lazy to write a dissective comment.. but suffice to say, I'm a believer too... btw, what do the followers do, other than idle around? Doesn't the whole "timepass" industry thrive on folks who worship "goddess-Lazee"? Should laziness be a punishable offence or bring rewards? (You could have done sth constructive in the time that you instead lazed, but on the other hand you could have been destructive too, right?)
Finally, does our lazing for certain hours (of a day) or months(of a year) or decades (of a life) really count - in the "Eternity of Time" frame? (Mathematically, no!!)
Some might think that I ain't that lazy afterall... but guess this commenting thing is a timepass too.. the real work is what I'm skirting still... !! (pile of dishes in my kitchen sink :)
well..if you could write such a long comment after being lazy...guess you need to climb some notches inorder to completely embrace the relegion:)
and yup...our lazing does count in the eternity of time frame,coz the mind keeps working and we keep eveloving:)
im in...
Uve caught my imagination. Count me in :)hehe LOL
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